Dr. Null Hypothesis

Dr. Hypothesis has published 31 papers, all concluding that “further research is needed.” She received her Ph.D. for a dissertation titled “On the Absence of Evidence Being Evidence of Nothing in Particular,” which was accepted on the grounds that no one could prove it was wrong. Her work has been described as “thought-provoking” by reviewers who couldn’t think of anything else to say. She is currently seeking funding for a study on whether funding affects research quality.